1. The wonders of geotargeting (courtesy of Adultfriendfinder.com) 

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2. Weirdly Poignant, courtesy of an Unknown Spammer

Spam-filter circumvention text found on the bottom of an email advertisement for penis enlargement pills:

When mortal eyes next behold me they will be those of one fit to command my services!

As for you, your days will be passed in obscurity and your name be unknown to fame

(From The Master Key, by L. Frank Baum)

 

3. Another tasteful ad from dating site True.com, whose web site announces, "We screen for felons and married people."

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3. Cliches for sale!

 

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4.   The Dutch: Not Sheepish

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